Rattle the Stars

pyrrhiccomedy: “why do lesbians hate men” son almost all women hate men, lesbians just have nothing...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:49:54 -0400

pyrrhiccomedy:

“why do lesbians hate men” son almost all women hate men, lesbians just have nothing to lose by saying so.

tastefullyoffensive:👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:46:44 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

e-ripley: Practical Magic (1998) dir. Griffin Dunne

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:40:14 -0400

e-ripley:

Practical Magic (1998) dir. Griffin Dunne

kuttithevangu: My favorite lifehack is I’m never too polite to take leftovers from any event....

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:35:24 -0400

kuttithevangu:

My favorite lifehack is I’m never too polite to take leftovers from any event. “Please take leftovers,” the hostess says, and everyone diffidently murmurs something about the size of their fridge, but I am already sweeping an entire basket of bagels into my tote bag. I gather there may be some unspoken rule of upperclass etiquette that stands in people’s way but listen. Break free of your chains

chauvinistsushi: glumshoe: Another shoutout to the demons and monsters that lived under your...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:34:40 -0400

chauvinistsushi:

glumshoe:

Another shoutout to the demons and monsters that lived under your bed/in your closet and actually obeyed all the arbitrary rules you invented to keep yourself safe, like “if light is touching me at all I can’t be harmed” or “if I’m stepping on carpet I am untouchable” or “if I move my hand in a particular pattern while I walk, I’m off-limits during my voyage through the dark house to the bathroom”.

That was really considerate of them, especially given how biased in your favor those rules were.

children create their own magic

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:34:22 -0400

thesylverlining: redeyemaniac: By the “not all men” logic, Russian Roulette is a perfectly safe...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:33:11 -0400

thesylverlining:

redeyemaniac:

By the “not all men” logic, Russian Roulette is a perfectly safe game to play. Sure, one of the chambers has a bullet in it…

but not all chambers

Best one I’ve seen. Best one.

animallibwomenslib:thank you, church of satan. you make more...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:33:02 -0400

animallibwomenslib:

thank you, church of satan. you make more sense than anyone these days.

tayorswift:There are people who’ve said that I’m being brave for...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:49:44 -0400

tayorswift:

There are people who’ve said that I’m being brave for being openly supportive of gay marriage, gay adoption… With all due respect, I humbly dissent. I am not being brave, I’m a decent human being… Love is a human experience, not a political statement.

kryptonians: lordturkeyfist: kryptonians: lesbianbritneyspears: perrisbueller: lesbianbritneys...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:48:33 -0400

kryptonians:

lordturkeyfist:

kryptonians:

lesbianbritneyspears:

perrisbueller:

lesbianbritneyspears:

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

If you’ve never felt the same way you’re lying

palemusicjellyfish: nokiabae: Kiki’s Food Delivery and Rideshare App Howl’s Moving Airbnb

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:47:12 -0400

palemusicjellyfish:

nokiabae:

Kiki’s Food Delivery and Rideshare App

Howl’s Moving Airbnb

imthegirlwhowaited: grccnlanterns: casual teen titans + wonder...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:46:07 -0400

imthegirlwhowaited:

grccnlanterns:

casual teen titans + wonder woman. art by picolo

let. Natasha. Negovanliss. play. Raven. in. a. modern. live-action. reboot.

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:40:32 -0400

assassinationtipsforladies: greelin: greelin: i love my mother dearly but ability-wise she...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:31:12 -0400

assassinationtipsforladies:

greelin:

greelin:

i love my mother dearly but ability-wise she frightens me bc not only can she find 20 four leaf clovers within the span of like 2 minutes, everywhere, she can also write her name w/ both hands on a dry erase board or w/e at the exact same time and have both be a mirror image of one another

to add to this: i was making breakfast this morning and i hear “hey milo! look who came to say hello!” and, expecting like, a moth or a frog or something of that nature, i turn and she’s holding a snake

Yer ma’s a witch. Be nice to her

mintyton: the-starstruck-prince: mintyton: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 04:09:02 -0400

mintyton:

the-starstruck-prince:

mintyton:

Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Are you okay???

My cat stole my fuckign garlic bread

not-so-innocent-bi-sander: verylostpenguin: Me: i love books! I love them so much! I am such a...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:48:51 -0400

not-so-innocent-bi-sander:

verylostpenguin:

Me: i love books! I love them so much! I am such a bookworm!

Friend: cool! How many did you read this year?

Me: OK, so here’s the thing

I did not come here to be attacked in this manner

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:46:07 -0400

uswnt-i-believe: HAHAHA HOLY SHIT

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:30:16 -0400

uswnt-i-believe:

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT

laaylic:Mood

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:23:59 -0400

laaylic:

Mood

surkuzoo:Rilla, cornish rex cat♥ (ig: @crx_curlyaliens )

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 20:16:02 -0400

surkuzoo:

Rilla, cornish rex cat♥ (ig: @crx_curlyaliens )